I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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They took my balls.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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