did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
farters have to be the big spoon...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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