that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
