Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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