so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
she looked like the before picture.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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