In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
