dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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