i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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