So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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