I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
