woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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