I just pynch a tree in the face
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Never underestimate the power of titties
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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