yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
