is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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