In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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