i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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