I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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