You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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