Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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