Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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