He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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