we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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