i think my mom watched the whole time
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
worst night to have a conscience
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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