i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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