we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Randomize