the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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