I think I won the penis lottery.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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