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(310): View more from California

and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity

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(917): View more from New York City

Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.

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(512): View more from Texas

Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.

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(419): View more from Ohio

cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You slow clapped the stripper last night.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...

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(804): View more from Virginia

Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love

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