legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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