I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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