what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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