the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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