Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
