Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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