the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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