im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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