We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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