I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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