i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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