I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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