At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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