Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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