yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
