So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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