next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
