Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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