I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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