the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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