this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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