I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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