Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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