i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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