Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I love having hate sex.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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