It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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