Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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