I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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