Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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