Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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