k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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